20 Things No One Tells You About Motherhood - We Are THAT Family

I like to talk about mothering on Labor Day weekend.

That?s why it?s a holiday, right? Because moms work really hard.

Y?all, don?t burst my bubble.

So, I made a list.

1. Lo, there will be much wiping
2. The words ?Working mother? are the same thing
3. Your baby really is cuter than other people?s
4. The bathroom will be your home office
5. Birthdays don?t age you, kids do
6. Kids wait until you get on the phone to ask you questions
7. You will keep a running list of items that won?t flush
8. You know what to do if you have a tire blowout, it?s the diaper blowouts, that will kill you in the end
9. Whoever said not to cry over spilled milk, has obviously never pumped their own
10. You need to carry wet wipes with you for the rest of your life
11. You will wear your maternity jeans home from the hospital
12. You wake up one day and realize your mom was right about everything
13. Your kids will do all the things you said they wouldn?t
14. When you have a daughter, your accessories will mysteriously disappear
15. What they say is true: If mama ain?t happy?. no one is
16. Those ?last ten pounds? will keep you warm in the winter
17. Your kids will hurt your feelings
18. Your kids will make you feel amazing
19. The will do both in the same day
20. You wouldn?t trade your unpaid and overworked job for all the money in the world

What would you add?

Source: http://wearethatfamily.com/2012/09/20-things-no-one-tells-you-about-motherhood/

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